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『原创』并不幽默的打油诗(二首)  

2009-09-29 10:59:51|  分类: 自由诗 |  标签: |举报 |字号 订阅

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                                                              并不幽默的打油诗(二首)

 

                                                                             贪官形象 

                                                                               ***********

                                                                  开会能说, 三时五时有唾沫

                                                                  会餐能喝, 两瓶三瓶没醉色

                                                                  跳舞能特, 三步四步加探戈

                                                                  办事能拖, 一年半载无着落

                                                                  打牌能坐, 一天一夜不挪窝

                                                                  进饭店能乐, 一吃二洗三按摩

                                                                  玩女人能火, 三个五个也不多

                                                                  行贿受贿能做, 五万十万随手过

                                                                  挥霍公款能阔, 二三十万往外泼

                                                                  贪污挪用能夺, 十万百万怀里裹

                                                                  参观考察能搞活, 游山玩水到外国

                                                                  乱收款乱罚款能讹, 两千三千强勒索 

                                                                  上报政绩能扩, 五十页八十页大制作

                                                                  瞎指挥能掌舵, 十有八九酿灾祸

                                                                  拉关系能开拓, 四面八方织网络

                                                                  任人唯亲能正果, 七姑八姨皆成佛 

                                                                  到头来

                                                                  受审查能躲, 三月五月装迷惑

                                                                  入牢房能卧, 思来想去本官有功无过

                                                                  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

 

                                                                                      官吃

                                                                                      *******

                                                                               开会吃,   座谈吃

                                                                               检查工作还为吃

                                                                               参观吃,   总结吃

                                                                               没节没事专门吃

                                                                               进城吃,  下乡吃

                                                                               高级酒店泡着吃

                                                                               穷也吃,  富也吃

                                                                               赊帐欠钱也得吃

                                                                               天天吃,  年年吃

                                                                               吃来吃去公款吃

                                                                               不吃就是白不吃

                                                                               吃了也是白白吃

                                                                               海吃浪吃吃吃吃

                                                                               哪怕平民要饭吃

                                                                      

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